What Two Women Might Do to a Really Nice Man's First Born Son

Oh I have met him. I have sniffed him and touched him and put his whole tiny head in my hand. And I flopped his tiny head around with embarrassment because I was used to Other Baby's head and neck. But I adjusted quickly and he is DEE- EEE- EEEE- LICIOUS.

Emphasis on licious. But let's talk about THE HAIR. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh the hair. Never has our family seen the likes of THE HAIR. We talk of THE HAIR. We touch THE HAIR. We look at THE HAIR. We dream of the days that peanut butter will be stuck in THE HAIR. We can't believe THE HAIR. It is only fitting that I show you THE HAIR.

So I present to you, my couple of readers, THE HAIR:

I like to call this shot, depth and breadth.

Bed Head

Bjorn Head

Wet Head

Regular Look Head

Ed Grimley Head

Alfalfa Head

In memory of Tim, Pat Riley Head

Mohawk Head

(You knew I'd do a mohawk)

Conan O'Brian Head

Hope you enjoyed the really big show. I know I did.