Truth be Told

Never before heard truths on this freaking blog that you are dying to know:

There are 2 man-childs under construction in the Mommacita family. One will carry on the family name. Jaque-o-stinky, good job on the y chromosome. Or is it x? Can't remember.

I can write in my journal that Thursday I had a root canal re-rooted. Screaming good time.

The new daughter in law went to the American Idol tryouts in Phoenix with a friend. She is not singing. But during the long wait in line, she became a wardrobe consultant. I think the word the kids are using now days for that is stylist. She didn't use that word. I'm trying to appear hip and now.

I'm off sugar. This is particularly a thorn as there are delicious left over cupcakes in my freezer. The Mia Maids will truly benefit from this truth.

I'm putting a package together for Schneebs. It is a late birthday package. What do you want in it Schneebs? So far I have crystal lite, chlorine ridding shampoo, and two maternity items. This is your big chance. If you don't let me know, you won't feel like doing the happy dance when it arrives. Did you hear that happy dances are vital to a growing manchild? Well they are so there.

My granddaughter Gracie hasn't got her birthday package either. I'm shooting for tomorrow. I feel like the biggest looser. Who doesn't get their first grandchild's present to them on time? Mommacita, that's who. Pointing at her. Staring at her. Looking down on her. Ashamed of her. Can't look in the mirror at her. Looser. With a capitol L. More Looserey than anyone you've ever heard of. tsk to you mommaloser.

I am down to one boot. I went out to return wedding gifts today, and I felt as light as a wisp of sweet nothingness. I had no idea the effort it was taking to drag those booties around. No wonder no one gets a birthday present from me. PS the world took a poll and your excuses are tired and boring Mommacita.

When an endodontist fills your previously root canaled tooth up with infection fighting medicine, the next day you feel like you can take on the world. It's amazing. And fantabulous. Recommending to all.


By the way... We're back to calling blogspot stinkingrottenspot. It should be obvious why.